pipe smoker ode to my brier

The pipe smokers delight, is when you light it right.So i have put it in poetry form, to make lighting it the norm. Firstly tap it out ,blow down the spout. turn it back over. You are now ready to begin,placing your tobbaco in.The first layer shouldnt be to tight ,just keep it light .The second and any other, should be slightly tighter.Now for the lighting up, its not as simple as it sounds,mistakes abound.Scorch the top layer ,dont attack like a slayer.Pat it down,grins all around.Now suck it down,You are now ready to relaxe, spoilt only by the thought that 90% is Tax.